_START:
        .equ AAP,    .
       .long AAP      # Expect 0. What?
        .equ AAP,    .
       .long AAP      # Expect 4. What? 
        .equ NOOT,    .
       .long NOOT      # Expect 8, but relocatable. Okay. 
        .equ MIES,    .- _START
       .long MIES      # Expect c, not relocatable. Okay.
        .equ AAP,    11
       .long AAP      # Expect 10. Okay.