I love that he goes on to explain what penis envy means just in case there were any questions.

I'm sorry, I didn't know the bazooka was an imaginary weapon.

Stupid names…tsk tsk.

Did you know that most pussies contain only 80% real pussy? It's true, that's why you should look for the PP logo. It means you get 100% pure pussy.

do I kiss dick and suck cock or…suck cock and kiss dick? I'm so confused.

I guess this guy's dong keeps getting hit with grenades. He should probably wear a cup or something.

I know this young man's keyboard has an S key because he uses it to spell "something". So I have to wonder about the Z at the end of Rocket. Perhaps that makes him L33T.

Using socket wrenches to remodel kitchens with riches they earned digging ditches and washing dishes.

This guy said he had to go because he had class in the morning. Let's hope it was English 101.

YOUR MAMMA was later arrested for caps lock abuse and flagrant disregard for punctuation.

Uh oh, I better keep an eye on my little rocket fags.

on to page three!