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Have a good laugh!


From: John
Subject: Have a good laugh!
Date: Thu, 26 Jul 2001 22:33:30 +0100

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  Wind-up A Friend, Colleague, Relative Or Even An Enemy
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         Call Windupline and you'll be in stitches!

 With our new service you're able to wind-up, confuse and  
  bemuse people with a choice of bogus callers that you
 can transfer to your victim on any UK landline or mobile 
  and then listen in to the call and hear their reaction

       Don't worry though, they won't be able to hear
        you, nor tell that you made the call - try it
           on a speaker phone and a group can hear

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            Just use the easy to follow recipe:
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                (i) choose one ripe victim
 (ii) add Windupline by dialling 0906 736 9265 and select

              1 - Wind-up samples
              2 - Mr Angry
              3 - The Irate Delivery Driver
              4 - An Invite To No 10
              5 - There's A Bomb In Your Street
              6 - You're Wanted At The Police Station
              7 - The Tax Inspector
              8 - You've Got My Daughter Pregnant

 (iii) enter your victims number and wait for the transfer
        (iv) when they answer, prepare yourself and

                          ...enjoy!

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   This has got to be the funniest way to wind-up anyone
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                http://www.windupline.co.uk
            Windupline BCM 1543 London WC1N 3XX          
          United Kingdom  Tel: +44 (0)8707 469024
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 Calls to 0906 numbers are charged at £1/min at all times
        Maximum call duration 5 mins, average 2 mins 
           Please ensure you have the permission
             of the bill payer before calling
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  Windupline is a trading name of Portmead UK Ltd who are 
registered and operate under UK data protection legislation
             We will honour all remove requests
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