There was an old lady from France,

[Alden Sloan]

Hello!

Smoked six packs a day.

I watched TV instead-
a million, more or less.
Rocky Mountain spotted fever,
There won't be school no more.
My grades are so much better now,
I have a brief confession
A kid who sat in front of me
And then I got a second pinch.
Just think of all the energy
and all the lockers white.
And then I got a second pinch.
Just think of all the energy
There was mischief in their eyes. 
We have broken all the blackboards
Freddie is the smartest dog
Which makes my parents glad.
but I'm feeling better now.
I didn't clean the mess.
I didn't shut the light.
and all the lockers white.
We have broken all the blackboards
If I don't get it off my chest
Which makes my parents glad.