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[Emacs-diffs] Changes to emacs/etc/JOKES
From: |
Miles Bader |
Subject: |
[Emacs-diffs] Changes to emacs/etc/JOKES |
Date: |
Fri, 04 Apr 2003 01:21:18 -0500 |
Index: emacs/etc/JOKES
diff -c emacs/etc/JOKES:1.2 emacs/etc/JOKES:1.3
*** emacs/etc/JOKES:1.2 Tue Aug 20 20:17:52 2002
--- emacs/etc/JOKES Tue Feb 4 09:30:40 2003
***************
*** 20,26 ****
Q: What do you call a computer filled with air?
A: Gnumatic.
! Q: What do you call a novice hacker who keeps pestering you
with foolish questions?
A: A gnuisance.
--- 20,26 ----
Q: What do you call a computer filled with air?
A: Gnumatic.
! Q: What do you call a novice hacker who keeps pestering you
with foolish questions?
A: A gnuisance.
***************
*** 100,106 ****
?
bye
?
! hello?
?
eat flaming death
?
--- 100,106 ----
?
bye
?
! hello?
?
eat flaming death
?
***************
*** 173,184 ****
Even a
Master of
Arts
! Comes
Simpler
Emacs
Manuals
! Are
Cryptic and
Surreal
--- 173,184 ----
Even a
Master of
Arts
! Comes
Simpler
Emacs
Manuals
! Are
Cryptic and
Surreal
***************
*** 206,218 ****
Computer
Storage
! Even
! My
Aunt
Crashes the
System
! Eradication of
Memory
Accomplished with
Complete
--- 206,218 ----
Computer
Storage
! Even
! My
Aunt
Crashes the
System
! Eradication of
Memory
Accomplished with
Complete
***************
*** 312,318 ****
Communist
Subversion
! Extensibility and
Modifiability
Aggravate
Confirmed
--- 312,318 ----
Communist
Subversion
! Extensibility and
Modifiability
Aggravate
Confirmed
***************
*** 384,392 ****
Comes
Simpler
! Erasing
Minds
! Allows
Complete
Submission
--- 384,392 ----
Comes
Simpler
! Erasing
Minds
! Allows
Complete
Submission
***************
*** 402,408 ****
Considered
Sine que non
! Emacs
Makers
Are
Crazy
--- 402,408 ----
Considered
Sine que non
! Emacs
Makers
Are
Crazy
***************
*** 463,476 ****
Evenings,
Mornings,
! And a
Couple of
Saturdays
(In reference to the odd hours that went into the creation of my
implementation).
! --
Warren Montgomery
ihnss!warren
--- 463,476 ----
Evenings,
Mornings,
! And a
Couple of
Saturdays
(In reference to the odd hours that went into the creation of my
implementation).
! --
Warren Montgomery
ihnss!warren
***************
*** 493,502 ****
Pleeeeeeeze!!! Nice try on the meaning of EMACS. I believe the
correct acronym is:
! Emacs
Makes
! All
! Computing
Simple
Thank you, and Good Night
--- 493,502 ----
Pleeeeeeeze!!! Nice try on the meaning of EMACS. I believe the
correct acronym is:
! Emacs
Makes
! All
! Computing
Simple
Thank you, and Good Night
***************
*** 514,520 ****
> More recursive acronyms, anyone?
Many people have also seen FINE Is Not Emacs, but the one that has
character is THief Isn't Even Fine.
! --
## Bill Stewart, AT&T Bell Labs, Holmdel NJ 1-201-949-0705 ihnp4!ho95c!wcs
Path:
mit-eddie!think!harvard!bbnccv!bbncca!linus!decvax!mcnc!ncsu!uvacs!edison!ta2
--- 514,520 ----
> More recursive acronyms, anyone?
Many people have also seen FINE Is Not Emacs, but the one that has
character is THief Isn't Even Fine.
! --
## Bill Stewart, AT&T Bell Labs, Holmdel NJ 1-201-949-0705 ihnp4!ho95c!wcs
Path:
mit-eddie!think!harvard!bbnccv!bbncca!linus!decvax!mcnc!ncsu!uvacs!edison!ta2
***************
*** 526,538 ****
Apparently-To: address@hidden
> GNU = Gnu's Not UNIX. There is also MINCE, for Mince Is Not a Complete
Emacs.
! >
> More recursive acronyms, anyone?
! >
For the DEC-system-10/20: FINE - Fine Is Not Emacs.....
! --
...............
tom allebrandi 2, general electric aco, charlottesville, va
{decvax,duke}!mcnc!ncsu!uvacs!edison!ta2
--- 526,538 ----
Apparently-To: address@hidden
> GNU = Gnu's Not UNIX. There is also MINCE, for Mince Is Not a Complete
Emacs.
! >
> More recursive acronyms, anyone?
! >
For the DEC-system-10/20: FINE - Fine Is Not Emacs.....
! --
...............
tom allebrandi 2, general electric aco, charlottesville, va
{decvax,duke}!mcnc!ncsu!uvacs!edison!ta2
***************
*** 613,622 ****
Emacs: My Alternative Computer Story
Emacs Made Almost Completely Screwed
(by extensive use of M-x global-unset-key)
! Emacs Macht Alle Computer Schoen
(deutsch) (=Emacs makes all computers beautiful)
Each Mail A Continued Surprise
! Every Mode Acknowledges Customized Strokes
(keystrokes, of course :-)
Eating Memory And Cycle-Sucking
Everyday Material Almost Compiled Successfully
--- 613,622 ----
Emacs: My Alternative Computer Story
Emacs Made Almost Completely Screwed
(by extensive use of M-x global-unset-key)
! Emacs Macht Alle Computer Schoen
(deutsch) (=Emacs makes all computers beautiful)
Each Mail A Continued Surprise
! Every Mode Acknowledges Customized Strokes
(keystrokes, of course :-)
Eating Memory And Cycle-Sucking
Everyday Material Almost Compiled Successfully
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