There is another fix, though: Pay me a normal monthly salary, and the
notice is gone.
Hmmmmmm - - - - and why would I as an individual be solely responsible
for your salary?
(I spent the time looking through the rather 'interesting' list of
alternatives except there didn't seem to be anything that really was intended
for my use case. Given the responses that I've received from this 'bug report'
I'm starting to think that its time to write a script to do what I need without the
use of 'parallel' which would then satisfy your needs perfectly and still enable
me to get my work done.)