[Emacs-diffs] Changes to emacs/etc/JOKES

[Miles Bader]

Index: emacs/etc/JOKES
diff -c emacs/etc/JOKES:1.2 emacs/etc/JOKES:1.3
*** emacs/etc/JOKES:1.2 Tue Aug 20 20:17:52 2002
--- emacs/etc/JOKES     Tue Feb  4 09:30:40 2003
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*** 20,26 ****
  Q:  What do you call a computer filled with air?
  A:  Gnumatic.
  
! Q:  What do you call a novice hacker who keeps pestering you 
      with foolish questions?
  A:  A gnuisance.
  
--- 20,26 ----
  Q:  What do you call a computer filled with air?
  A:  Gnumatic.
  
! Q:  What do you call a novice hacker who keeps pestering you
      with foolish questions?
  A:  A gnuisance.
  
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*** 100,106 ****
  ?
  bye
  ?
! hello? 
  ?
  eat flaming death
  ?
--- 100,106 ----
  ?
  bye
  ?
! hello?
  ?
  eat flaming death
  ?
***************
*** 173,184 ****
  Even a
  Master of
  Arts
! Comes 
  Simpler
  
  Emacs
  Manuals
! Are 
  Cryptic and
  Surreal
  
--- 173,184 ----
  Even a
  Master of
  Arts
! Comes
  Simpler
  
  Emacs
  Manuals
! Are
  Cryptic and
  Surreal
  
***************
*** 206,218 ****
  Computer
  Storage
  
! Even 
! My 
  Aunt
  Crashes the
  System
  
! Eradication of 
  Memory
  Accomplished with
  Complete
--- 206,218 ----
  Computer
  Storage
  
! Even
! My
  Aunt
  Crashes the
  System
  
! Eradication of
  Memory
  Accomplished with
  Complete
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*** 312,318 ****
  Communist
  Subversion
  
! Extensibility and 
  Modifiability
  Aggravate
  Confirmed
--- 312,318 ----
  Communist
  Subversion
  
! Extensibility and
  Modifiability
  Aggravate
  Confirmed
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*** 384,392 ****
  Comes
  Simpler
  
! Erasing 
  Minds
! Allows 
  Complete
  Submission
  
--- 384,392 ----
  Comes
  Simpler
  
! Erasing
  Minds
! Allows
  Complete
  Submission
  
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*** 402,408 ****
  Considered
  Sine que non
  
! Emacs 
  Makers
  Are
  Crazy
--- 402,408 ----
  Considered
  Sine que non
  
! Emacs
  Makers
  Are
  Crazy
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*** 463,476 ****
  
  Evenings,
  Mornings,
! And a 
  Couple of
  Saturdays
  
  (In reference to the odd hours that went into the creation of my
  implementation).
  
! -- 
  
        Warren Montgomery
        ihnss!warren
--- 463,476 ----
  
  Evenings,
  Mornings,
! And a
  Couple of
  Saturdays
  
  (In reference to the odd hours that went into the creation of my
  implementation).
  
! --
  
        Warren Montgomery
        ihnss!warren
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*** 493,502 ****
  Pleeeeeeeze!!!  Nice try on the meaning of EMACS.  I believe the
  correct acronym is:
  
! Emacs 
  Makes
! All 
! Computing 
  Simple
  
  Thank you, and Good Night
--- 493,502 ----
  Pleeeeeeeze!!!  Nice try on the meaning of EMACS.  I believe the
  correct acronym is:
  
! Emacs
  Makes
! All
! Computing
  Simple
  
  Thank you, and Good Night
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*** 514,520 ****
  > More recursive acronyms, anyone?
  Many people have also seen FINE Is Not Emacs, but the one that has
  character is THief Isn't Even Fine.
! -- 
  ## Bill Stewart, AT&T Bell Labs, Holmdel NJ 1-201-949-0705 ihnp4!ho95c!wcs
  
  Path: 
mit-eddie!think!harvard!bbnccv!bbncca!linus!decvax!mcnc!ncsu!uvacs!edison!ta2
--- 514,520 ----
  > More recursive acronyms, anyone?
  Many people have also seen FINE Is Not Emacs, but the one that has
  character is THief Isn't Even Fine.
! --
  ## Bill Stewart, AT&T Bell Labs, Holmdel NJ 1-201-949-0705 ihnp4!ho95c!wcs
  
  Path: 
mit-eddie!think!harvard!bbnccv!bbncca!linus!decvax!mcnc!ncsu!uvacs!edison!ta2
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*** 526,538 ****
  Apparently-To: address@hidden
  
  > GNU = Gnu's Not UNIX. There is also MINCE, for Mince Is Not a Complete 
Emacs.
! > 
  > More recursive acronyms, anyone?
! > 
  
  For the DEC-system-10/20: FINE - Fine Is Not Emacs.....
  
! -- 
  ...............
  tom allebrandi 2, general electric aco, charlottesville, va
  {decvax,duke}!mcnc!ncsu!uvacs!edison!ta2
--- 526,538 ----
  Apparently-To: address@hidden
  
  > GNU = Gnu's Not UNIX. There is also MINCE, for Mince Is Not a Complete 
Emacs.
! >
  > More recursive acronyms, anyone?
! >
  
  For the DEC-system-10/20: FINE - Fine Is Not Emacs.....
  
! --
  ...............
  tom allebrandi 2, general electric aco, charlottesville, va
  {decvax,duke}!mcnc!ncsu!uvacs!edison!ta2
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*** 613,622 ****
  Emacs: My Alternative Computer Story
  Emacs Made Almost Completely Screwed
         (by extensive use of M-x global-unset-key)
! Emacs Macht Alle Computer Schoen 
         (deutsch)  (=Emacs makes all computers beautiful)
  Each Mail A Continued Surprise
! Every Mode Acknowledges Customized Strokes 
         (keystrokes, of course :-)
  Eating Memory And Cycle-Sucking
  Everyday Material Almost Compiled Successfully
--- 613,622 ----
  Emacs: My Alternative Computer Story
  Emacs Made Almost Completely Screwed
         (by extensive use of M-x global-unset-key)
! Emacs Macht Alle Computer Schoen
         (deutsch)  (=Emacs makes all computers beautiful)
  Each Mail A Continued Surprise
! Every Mode Acknowledges Customized Strokes
         (keystrokes, of course :-)
  Eating Memory And Cycle-Sucking
  Everyday Material Almost Compiled Successfully