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[Emacs-diffs] trunk r115977: /etc cleanup: Removal of joke man pages and associated Lisp file. |
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revno: 115977
revision-id: address@hidden
parent: address@hidden
committer: Eric S. Raymond <address@hidden>
branch nick: trunk
timestamp: Sat 2014-01-11 09:15:17 -0500
message:
/etc cleanup: Removal of joke man pages and associated Lisp file.
* etc/celibacy.1, etc/sex.6, etc/condom.1, etc/echo.msg:
Deleted at RMS's suggestion. Not lost to posterity as they are
part of the widely distributed funny-manpages collection.
* lisp/play/meese.el: It's 2014 and Ed Meese is justly forgotten. Goes
with removal of the joke manpages from /etc.
removed:
etc/celibacy.1 celibacy.1-20091113204419-o5vbwnq5f7feedwu-1473
etc/condom.1 condom.1-20091113204419-o5vbwnq5f7feedwu-1474
etc/echo.msg echo.msg-20091113204419-o5vbwnq5f7feedwu-1518
etc/sex.6 sex.6-20091113204419-o5vbwnq5f7feedwu-555
lisp/play/meese.el meese.el-20091113204419-o5vbwnq5f7feedwu-23
modified:
ChangeLog changelog-20091113204419-o5vbwnq5f7feedwu-1538
lisp/ChangeLog changelog-20091113204419-o5vbwnq5f7feedwu-1432
=== modified file 'ChangeLog'
--- a/ChangeLog 2014-01-11 13:36:06 +0000
+++ b/ChangeLog 2014-01-11 14:15:17 +0000
@@ -1,3 +1,9 @@
+2014-01-11 Eric S. Raymond <address@hidden>
+
+ * celibacy.1, sex.6, condom.1, echo.msg: Deleted at RMS's
+ suggestion. Not lost to posterity as they are part of the
+ widely distributed funny-manpages collection.
+
2014-01-11 Fabrice Popineau <address@hidden>
* configure.ac: Read $srcdir/nt/mingw-cfg.site when $MSYSTEM is
=== removed file 'etc/celibacy.1'
--- a/etc/celibacy.1 1999-10-03 12:17:04 +0000
+++ b/etc/celibacy.1 1970-01-01 00:00:00 +0000
@@ -1,12 +0,0 @@
-CELIBACY(1) UNIX Programmer's Manual CELIBACY(1)
-
-
-
-NAME
- celibacy - don't have sex
-
-SYNOPSIS
- celibacy
-
-DESCRIPTION
- Does nothing worth mentioning.
=== removed file 'etc/condom.1'
--- a/etc/condom.1 2003-02-04 14:56:31 +0000
+++ b/etc/condom.1 1970-01-01 00:00:00 +0000
@@ -1,148 +0,0 @@
-CONDOM(1) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual CONDOM(1)
-
-
-
-NAME
- condom - Protection against viruses and prevention of child
- processes
-
-SYNOPSIS
- condom [options] [processid]
-
-DESCRIPTION
- _condom_ provides protection against System Transmitted
-Viruses (STVs) that may invade your system. Although the spread of
-such viruses across a network can only be abated by aware and cautious
-users, _condom_ is the only highly-effective means of preventing
-viruses from entering your system (see celibacy(1)). Any data passed
-to _condom_ by the protected process will be blocked, as specified by
-the value of the -s option (see OPTIONS below). _condom_ is known to
-defend against the following viruses and other malicious
-afflictions...
-
- o AIDS
- o Herpes Simplex (genital varieties)
- o Syphilis
- o Crabs
- o Genital warts
- o Gonorrhea
- o Chlamydia
- o Michelangelo
- o Jerusalem
-
- When used alone or in conjunction with pill(1), sponge(1),
-foam(1), and/or setiud(3), _condom_ also prevents the conception of a
-child process. If invoked from within a synchronous process, _condom_
-has, by default, an 80% chance of preventing the external processes
-from becoming parent processes (see the -s option below). When other
-process contraceptives are used, the chance of preventing a child
-process from being forked becomes much greater. See pill(1),
-sponge(1), foam(1), and setiud(3) for more information.
- If no options are given, the current user's login process (as
-determined by the environment variable USER) is protected with a
-Trojan rough-cut latex condom without a reservoir tip. The optional
-'processid' argument is an integer specifying the process to protect.
- NOTE: _condom_ may only be used with a hard disk. _condom_
-will terminate abnormally with exit code -1 if used with a floppy
-disk (see DIAGNOSTICS below).
-
-OPTIONS
- The following options may be given to _condom_...
-
- -b BRAND BRANDs are as follows...
-
- trojan (default)
- ramses
- sheik
- goldcoin
- fourex
-
- -m MATERIAL The valid MATERIALs are...
-
- latex (default)
- saranwrap
- membrane -- WARNING! The membrane option is _not_
- endorsed by the System Administrator General as an
- effective barrier against certain viruses. It is
- supported only for the sake of tradition.
-
- -f FLAVOR The following FLAVORs are currently supported...
-
- plain (default)
- apple
- banana
- cherry
- cinnamon
- licorice
- orange
- peppermint
- raspberry
- spearmint
- strawberry
-
- -r Toggle reservoir tip (default is no reservoir tip)
-
- -s STRENGTH STRENGTH is an integer between 20 and 100 specifying
- the resilience of _condom_ against data passed to
- _condom_ by the protected process. Using a larger
- value of STRENGTH increases _condom_'s protective
- abilities, but also reduces interprocess communication.
- A smaller value of STRENGTH increases interprocess
- communication, but also increases the likelihood of a
- security breach. An extremely vigorous process or
- one passing an enormous amount of data to _condom_
- will increase the chance of _condom_'s failure. The
- default STRENGTH is 80%.
-
- -t TEXTURE Valid TEXTUREs are...
-
- rough (default)
- ribbed
- bumps
- lubricated (provides smoother interaction between
- processes)
-
- WARNING: The use of an external application to _condom_ in
-order to reduce friction between processes has been proven in
-benchmark tests to decrease _condom_'s strength factor! If execution
-speed is important to your process, use the '-t lubricated' option.
-
-DIAGNOSTICS
- _condom_ terminates with one of the following exit codes...
-
- -1 An attempt was made to use _condom_ on a floppy disk.
-
- 0 _condom_ exited successfully (no data was passed to
- the synchronous process).
-
- 1 _condom_ failed and data was allowed through. The
- danger of transmission of an STV or the forking of a child
- process is inversely proportional to the number of other
- protections employed and is directly proportional to
- the ages of the processes involved.
-
-BUGS
- _condom_ is NOT 100% effective at preventing a child process
-from being forked or at deterring the invasion of a virus (although
-the System Administrator General has deemed that _condom_ is the most
-effective means of preventing the spread of system transmitted
-viruses). See celibacy(1) for information on a 100% effective program
-for preventing these problems.
- Remember... the use of sex(1) and other related routines
-should only occur between mature, consenting processes. If you must
-use sex(1), please employ _condom_ to protect your process and your
-synchronous process. If we are all responsible, we can stop the
-spread of STVs.
-
-AUTHORS and HISTORY
- The original version of _condom_ was released in Roman times
-and was only marginally effective. With the advent of modern
-technology, _condom_ now supports many more options and is much more
-effective.
- The current release of _condom_ was written by Ken Maupin at
-the University of Washington (address@hidden) and was last
-updated on 10/7/92.
-
-SEE ALSO
- celibacy(1), sex(1), pill(1), sponge(1), foam(1), and
-setiud(3)
=== removed file 'etc/echo.msg'
--- a/etc/echo.msg 2014-01-10 07:10:37 +0000
+++ b/etc/echo.msg 1970-01-01 00:00:00 +0000
@@ -1,209 +0,0 @@
-The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this file, taken
-from a posting to the public newsgroup net.sources.
-
-Path:
mit-amt!mit-eddie!think!harvard!seismo!gatech!akgua!whuxlm!whuxl!houxm!ihnp4!stolaf!umn-cs!herndon
-From: address@hidden
-Newsgroups: net.sources
-Subject: GNU Echo, Release 1
-Message-ID: <address@hidden>
-Date: 28 Oct 85 18:23:00 GMT
-
-
-/* Written 12:22 pm Oct 28, 1985 by umn-cs!herndon in umn-cs:net.jokes */
-/* ---------- "GNU Echo, Release 1" ---------- */
-
-
-
-
-GNUecho(1) UNIX Programmer's Manual GNUecho(1)
-
-
-
-NAME
- echo - echo arguments
-
-SYNOPSIS
- echo [ options ] ...
-
-DESCRIPTION
- _^HE_^Hc_^Hh_^Ho writes its arguments separated by blanks and terminated
- by a newline on the standard output. Options to filter and
- redirect the output are as follows:
-
- -2 generate rhyming couplets from keywords
-
- -3 generate Haiku verse from keywords
-
- -5 generate limerick from keywords
-
- -a convert ASCII to ASCII
-
- -A disambiguate sentence structure
-
- -b generate bureaucratese equivalent (see -x)
-
- -B issue equivalent C code with bugs fixed
-
- -c simplify/calculate arithmetic expression(s)
-
- -C remove copyright notice(s)
-
- -d define new echo switch map
-
- -D delete all ownership information from system files
-
- -e evaluate lisp expression(s)
-
- -E convert ASCII to Navajo
-
- -f read input from file
-
- -F transliterate to french
-
- -g generate pseudo-revolutionary marxist catch-phrases
-
- -G prepend GNU manifesto
-
- -h halt system (reboot suppressed on Suns, Apollos, and
- VAXen, not supported on NOS-2)
-
- -i emulate IBM OS/VU (recursive universes not supported)
-
- -I emulate IBM VTOS 3.7.6 (chronosynclastic infundibula
- supported with restrictions documented in IBM VTOS
-
-
-
-Printed 10/28/85 18 January 1983 1
-
-
-
-
-
-
-GNUecho(1) UNIX Programmer's Manual GNUecho(1)
-
-
-
- Reference Manual rev 3.2.6)
-
- -J generate junk mail
-
- -j justify text (see -b option)
-
- -k output "echo" software tools
-
- -K delete privileged accounts
-
- -l generate legalese equivalent
-
- -L load echo modules
-
- -M generate mail
-
- -N send output to all reachable networks (usable with -J,
- -K, -h options)
-
- -n do not add newline to the output
-
- -o generate obscene text
-
- -O clean up dirty language
-
- -p decrypt and print /etc/passwd
-
- -P port echo to all reachable networks
-
- -P1 oolcay itay
-
- -q query standard input for arguments
-
- -r read alternate ".echo" file on start up
-
- -R change root password to "RMS"
-
- -s suspend operating system during output (Sun and VAX BSD
- 4.2 only)
-
- -S translate to swahili
-
- -T emulate TCP/IP handler
-
- -t issue troff output
-
- -u issue unix philosophy essay
-
- -v generate reverberating echo
-
- -V print debugging information
-
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-Printed 10/28/85 18 January 1983 2
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-
-GNUecho(1) UNIX Programmer's Manual GNUecho(1)
-
-
-
- -x decrypt DES format messages (NSA secret algorithm CX
- 3.8, not distributed outside continental US)
-
- _^HE_^Hc_^Hh_^Ho is useful for producing diagnostics in shell programs
- and for writing constant data on pipes. To send diagnostics
- to the standard error file, do `echo ... 1>&2'.
-
-AUTHOR
- Richard M. Stallman
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-Printed 10/28/85 18 January 1983 3
=== removed file 'etc/sex.6'
--- a/etc/sex.6 2001-12-18 00:03:59 +0000
+++ b/etc/sex.6 1970-01-01 00:00:00 +0000
@@ -1,115 +0,0 @@
-SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6)
-
-
-
-NAME
- sex - have sex
-
-SYNOPSIS
- sex [ options ] ... [ username ] ...
-
-DESCRIPTION
- _s_e_x allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
- fied in the command line. If no users are specified, they
- are taken from the LOVERS environment variable. Options to
- make things more interesting are as follows:
-
- -1 masturbate
-
- -a external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option
-
- -b buggery
-
- -B<animal>
- bestiality with <animal>
-
- -c chocolate sauce option
-
- -C chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)
-
- -d<file>
- get a date with the features described in <file>
-
- -e exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)
-
- -f foreplay option
-
- -F nasal sex with plants
-
- -i coitus interruptus (messy!)
-
- -j jacuzzi option (California sites only)
-
- -l leather option
-
- -m masochism (see -s)
-
- -M triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option
-
- -n necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
- kills it)
-
- -o oral option
-
- -O parallel access (orgy)
-
- -p debug option (proposition only)
-
- -P pedophilia (must specify a child process)
-
-
-
-Printed 2/15/87 2/15/87 1
-
-
-
-
-
-
-SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6)
-
-
-
- -q quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)
-
- -s sadism (target must set -m)
-
- -S sundae option
-
- -T<number>
- voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer facilities;
- area code prefix of 900 is assumed.
-
- -v voyeurism (surveys the entire net)
-
- -w whipped cream option
-
- -W whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)
-
-ENVIRONMENT
- LOVERS
- is a list of default partners which will be used if
- none are specified in the command line. If any are
- specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.
-
-FILES
- /usr/lib/sex/animals animals for bestiality
-
- /usr/lib/sex/blackbook possible dates
-
- /usr/lib/sex/sundaes sundae recipes
-
- /usr/lib/sex/s+m sado-masochistic equipment
-
-
-
-BUGS
- ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.
-
- ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.
-
-MAN AUTHOR
- Author prefers to be anonymous.
-
-HISTORY
- Oldest program ever.
=== modified file 'lisp/ChangeLog'
--- a/lisp/ChangeLog 2014-01-11 13:00:54 +0000
+++ b/lisp/ChangeLog 2014-01-11 14:15:17 +0000
@@ -1,3 +1,8 @@
+2014-01-11 Eric S. Raymond <address@hidden>
+
+ * play/meese.el: It's 2014 and Ed Meese is justly forgotten. Goes
+ with removal of the joke manpages from /etc.
+
2014-01-10 K. Handa <address@hidden>
* mail/rmail.el (rmail-get-coding-system): Check
=== removed file 'lisp/play/meese.el'
--- a/lisp/play/meese.el 2011-01-15 23:16:57 +0000
+++ b/lisp/play/meese.el 1970-01-01 00:00:00 +0000
@@ -1,37 +0,0 @@
-;;; meese.el --- protect the impressionable young minds of America
-
-;; This is in the public domain on account of being distributed since
-;; 1985 or 1986 without a copyright notice.
-
-;; This file is part of GNU Emacs.
-
-;; Maintainer: FSF
-;; Keywords: games
-
-;;; Commentary:
-
-;; Adds a hook to protect the impressionable young minds of America
-;; from reading certain files in the Emacs distribution using Emacs.
-
-;; This file is named after Ed Meese, the US Attorney General
-;; under President Reagan, because of his support for censorship.
-
-;;; Code:
-
-(defun protect-innocence-hook ()
- (let ((dir (file-name-directory buffer-file-name)))
- (if (and (equal buffer-file-name (expand-file-name "sex.6" dir))
- (file-exists-p buffer-file-name)
- (not (y-or-n-p "Are you over 18? ")))
- (progn
- (clear-visited-file-modtime)
- (setq buffer-file-name (expand-file-name "celibacy.1" dir))
- (let ((inhibit-read-only t)) ; otherwise (erase-buffer) may bomb.
- (erase-buffer)
- (insert-file-contents buffer-file-name t))
- (rename-buffer (file-name-nondirectory buffer-file-name))))))
-
-(add-hook 'find-file-hook 'protect-innocence-hook)
-(provide 'meese)
-
-;;; meese.el ends here
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