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The Delete Police are at it again!
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joey6441202s65 |
Subject: |
The Delete Police are at it again! |
Date: |
Sat, 09 Mar 2002 03:07:18 -0300 |
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Ever since we found out that no bad stuff would happen to us when we tore the
tags off
our pillows and mattresses, the Mattress Police were silenced. We hear from
reliable
sources that the notorious Mattress Police are reforming themselves into a new
gang.
Now, they're on the loose again, with a new name and a new mission. When the
Delete Police (DP) found out about TED, they decided it was not appropriate for
us to
have so much fun. From DP's viewpoint, a perpetual frown is proof-positive that
someone
has a good handle on life.
The DP is a cranky lot, for sure. They get crazy when they hear us laughing.
They don't
like our corny emails, and they for darn sure can't stomach the thought of
millions of
people smiling about what TED is doing for them.
You can tell when a DP is lurking around your inbox. You'll get this
unexplainable urge to
delete our TED Letters, even though your "happy self" wants to save them for
your
scrapbook. We understand both the urge to delete the TED Letters and the
overwhelming
desire to save them. We've experienced it ourselves.
The DP are only interested in influencing those who might be teetering on the
edge
between smiling and frowning. When you groan, frown, and delete, they win. How
can
you resolve this battle between your fun self and the DP? How can you bring
peace to
your inbox? It's very simple. Once you ask for information about TED, the DP
will leave you alone.
Don't let those crotchety Delete Police rob you of a life changing experience
with TED.
You'll be so happy about what TED can do for you, and you'll feel like you're
10 feet tall
because you'll be thumbing your nose at the DP.
We say, bring on more TED People! They are the happiest people we know! If you
would like
more information, please send a blank email to address@hidden
Thanks!
(Currently, we are set up to work in the United States and Canada only.)
Send an email address@hidden with remove in the subject to be removed from our
list.
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