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From: | James |
Subject: | Re: Printing barnumber 1 (oh no, not again) |
Date: | Wed, 10 Nov 2010 10:49:55 +0000 |
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On 09/11/2010 20:28, Werner LEMBERG wrote:
Oh, I didn't know you guys had viola jokes too :-)My younger brother plays the viola in the Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra, and he has assured to me that there aren't any viola jokes at all: everything reported so far is simply the truth.
Just because I don't want to feel left out: What's the definition of perfect pitch? When you lob a viola in a skip without it touching the sides! --- Thanks to my conductor for that one.Although I have to say that the Viola players (along with the Bassoonists) are the only ones ever to come back to the Pub for a drink after practice with the brass.
The rest of the strings - one cellist accepted - never do, they all rush home. While I think about it, the Bassoonists never seem to have any money for their round...hmm...
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