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trans-coord/gnun server/gnun/ChangeLog server/g...
From: |
Yavor Doganov |
Subject: |
trans-coord/gnun server/gnun/ChangeLog server/g... |
Date: |
Wed, 27 Feb 2008 10:22:28 +0000 |
CVSROOT: /sources/trans-coord
Module name: trans-coord
Changes by: Yavor Doganov <yavor> 08/02/27 10:22:28
Modified files:
gnun/server/gnun: ChangeLog gnun.mk
Added files:
gnun/fun/jokes : declarations.html
Log message:
(fun/jokes): New variable to test sub-directories
behavior. Define to `declarations'.
(ALL_DIRS): Add `fun/jokes'.
CVSWeb URLs:
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/trans-coord/gnun/fun/jokes/declarations.html?cvsroot=trans-coord&rev=1.1
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/trans-coord/gnun/server/gnun/ChangeLog?cvsroot=trans-coord&r1=1.9&r2=1.10
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/trans-coord/gnun/server/gnun/gnun.mk?cvsroot=trans-coord&r1=1.5&r2=1.6
Patches:
Index: server/gnun/ChangeLog
===================================================================
RCS file: /sources/trans-coord/trans-coord/gnun/server/gnun/ChangeLog,v
retrieving revision 1.9
retrieving revision 1.10
diff -u -b -r1.9 -r1.10
--- server/gnun/ChangeLog 26 Feb 2008 16:12:21 -0000 1.9
+++ server/gnun/ChangeLog 27 Feb 2008 10:22:28 -0000 1.10
@@ -1,3 +1,9 @@
+2008-02-27 Yavor Doganov <address@hidden>
+
+ * gnun.mk (fun/jokes): New variable to test sub-directories
+ behavior. Define to `declarations'.
+ (ALL_DIRS): Add `fun/jokes'.
+
2008-02-26 Yavor Doganov <address@hidden>
* GNUmakefile ($(rootdir)/home.$(1).shtml): Add `ru' in the
Index: server/gnun/gnun.mk
===================================================================
RCS file: /sources/trans-coord/trans-coord/gnun/server/gnun/gnun.mk,v
retrieving revision 1.5
retrieving revision 1.6
diff -u -b -r1.5 -r1.6
--- server/gnun/gnun.mk 26 Feb 2008 16:12:21 -0000 1.5
+++ server/gnun/gnun.mk 27 Feb 2008 10:22:28 -0000 1.6
@@ -22,6 +22,8 @@
ROOT := keepingup \
provide
+fun/jokes := declarations
+
gnu := gnu \
gnu-history \
gnu-users-never-heard-of-gnu \
@@ -51,7 +53,8 @@
server := takeaction
-ALL_DIRS := gnu \
+ALL_DIRS := fun/jokes \
+ gnu \
licenses \
philosophy \
server
Index: fun/jokes/declarations.html
===================================================================
RCS file: fun/jokes/declarations.html
diff -N fun/jokes/declarations.html
--- /dev/null 1 Jan 1970 00:00:00 -0000
+++ fun/jokes/declarations.html 27 Feb 2008 10:22:28 -0000 1.1
@@ -0,0 +1,215 @@
+<!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
+<title>Funny C/C++ Declarations! - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation
(FSF)</title>
+<!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
+<h2>Funny C/C++ declarations!</h2>
+
+<!-- When using this boilerplate, remember to replace the
+ "JokeTITLE" in both places above.
+ And if it's a song, not a joke, change that word in the Disclaimer.
+-->
+<pre>
+auto accident;
+register voters;
+static electricity;
+struct by_lightning;
+void *where_prohibited;
+char broiled;
+short circuit;
+short changed;
+long johns;
+long dong_silver; /* Submitted by Juan Carlos Castro */
+unsigned long letter;
+double entendre;
+double trouble;
+union organizer;
+union jack;
+float valve;
+short pants;
+union station;
+void check; unsigned check;
+struct dumb by[sizeof member];
+union onion; /*submitted by srp*/
+
+/*if GCC extensions are allowed -- Dave Gilbert */
+long long ago; /* in a galaxy far far away */
+
+/* Submitted by James Buchanan */
+
+const ipated;
+case closed:
+double or_nothing;
+short sighted;
+void if_removed; /* warranty */
+volatile buggy_code;
+unsigned anonymous;
+int erbreed; /* duelling banjos */
+
+/* Borland's additional C keywords */:
+huge penis;
+interrupt ed;
+near sighted;
+far out;
+
+
+men()
+{
+ goto pub;
+ pub:
+ return pissed;
+}
+
+women()
+{
+ goto bathroom;
+ bathroom:
+ while (1) ;
+}
+
+class dismissed : public annoyance /* Submitted by Juan Carlos Castro */
+</pre>
+
+<p>The following was submitted by Pietro Gagliardi:</p>
+
+<pre>
+/* All this was done on August 17, 2007 by Pietro Gagliardi
+ You are free to use this code in a citation or (if you have the guts)
+ in your own program; just please mention me. */
+
+typedef int number;
+class microsoft : public corporation, public enemy<(number) 1> {
+public:
+ microsoft()
+ {
+ sanity = 200;
+ bill_gates = drop_out();
+ ceo = bill_gates;
+ while (sanity > 2) {
+ sleep(2);
+ sanity--;
+ }
+ steve_ballmer = new class doofus;
+ }
+
+#define our int
+#define SUCCESS 1
+
+ our year_2006_goals()
+ {
+ delete bill_gates;
+ ceo = steve_ballmer;
+ sanity -= 200;
+ return SUCCESS;
+ }
+protected:
+ int sanity;
+ class doofus ceo, bill_gates, steve_ballmer;
+};
+
+typedef int iq;
+const iq of_steve_ballmer = -4, of_steve_jobs = MENSA_MINIMUM - 1,
+ of_linus_torvalds = MENSA_MINIMUM, of_bill_gates = UNDEFINED;
+
+/* Here are some that make use of the preprocessor and the Unix programming
interface */
+#include <sys/types.h>
+
+#define middle
+middle class businessMan {
+ ino_t want_to_go_to_work;
+#if speeding_to_work_because_you_are_late
+ off_t o_jail;
+#endif
+};
+
+class mate
+{
+ ino_t wannagotoskool;
+};
+
+class woman {
+#define be
+private:
+ be friend class of_girls;
+ off_t o_the_mall()
+ {
+ for (;;)
+ mall.go_to(rand()).shop();
+ }
+};
+
+class clown {
+!friend class teacher;
+friend class mate;
+};
+</pre>
+
+<div class="infobox">
+<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4><p>The joke on this page was
+obtained from the FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/">email
+archives</a> of the GNU Project.</p>
+<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
+</div>
+
+</div>
+
+<!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
+<div id="footer">
+
+<p>
+Please send FSF & GNU inquiries to
+<a href="mailto:address@hidden"><em>address@hidden</em></a>.
+There are also <a href="/contact/">other ways to contact</a>
+the FSF.
+<br />
+Please send broken links and other corrections or suggestions to
+<a href="mailto:address@hidden"><em>address@hidden</em></a>.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Please see the
+<a href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
+README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting
+translations of this article.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Copyright © 1999, 2001, 2002, 2005, 2006, 2007 Free Software
+Foundation, Inc.,</p>
+<address>51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA</address>
+<p>Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is
+permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Updated:
+<!-- timestamp start -->
+$Date: 2008/02/27 10:22:28 $
+<!-- timestamp end -->
+</p>
+</div>
+
+<div id="translations">
+<h4>Translations of this page</h4>
+
+<!-- Please keep this list alphabetical. -->
+<!-- Comment what the language is for each type, i.e. de is German. -->
+<!-- Write the language name in its own language (Deutsch) in the text. -->
+<!-- If you add a new language here, please -->
+<!-- advise address@hidden and add it to -->
+<!-- - /home/www/bin/nightly-vars either TAGSLANG or WEBLANG -->
+<!-- - /home/www/html/server/standards/README.translations.html -->
+<!-- - one of the lists under the section "Translations Underway" -->
+<!-- - if there is a translation team, you also have to add an alias -->
+<!-- to mail.gnu.org:/com/mailer/aliases -->
+<!-- Please also check you have the 2 letter language code right, cf. -->
+<!-- <URL:http://www.w3.org/WAI/ER/IG/ert/iso639.htm> -->
+<!-- Please use W3C normative character entities. -->
+
+<ul class="translations-list">
+<!-- English -->
+<li><a href="/fun/jokes/declarations.html">English</a> [en]</li>
+<li><a
href="/fun/jokes/declarations.ko.html">한국어</a> [ko]</li>
+</ul>
+</div>
+</div>
+</body>
+</html>