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From: Joakim Olsson
Subject: www/fun/jokes eternal-flame.html
Date: Sat, 15 Sep 2007 10:14:02 +0000

CVSROOT:        /web/www
Module name:    www
Changes by:     Joakim Olsson <jocke>   07/09/15 10:14:02

Modified files:
        fun/jokes      : eternal-flame.html 

Log message:
        Templated.

CVSWeb URLs:
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/eternal-flame.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.3&r2=1.4

Patches:
Index: eternal-flame.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /web/www/www/fun/jokes/eternal-flame.html,v
retrieving revision 1.3
retrieving revision 1.4
diff -u -b -r1.3 -r1.4
--- eternal-flame.html  7 May 2006 07:10:36 -0000       1.3
+++ eternal-flame.html  15 Sep 2007 10:13:37 -0000      1.4
@@ -1,119 +1,146 @@
-<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 3.2 Final//EN">
-<HTML>
-<HEAD>
-<TITLE>Eternal Flame</TITLE>
-<LINK REV="made" HREF="mailto:address@hidden";>
-</HEAD>
-<BODY BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#000000" LINK="#1F00FF" ALINK="#FF0000" 
VLINK="#9900DD">
-<H3>Eternal Flame (song parody)</H3>
-
-<!-- When you replace this graphic, make sure you change -->
-<!-- the link to also point to the correct HTML page. -->
-
-<!-- If you make a new graphic for this page, make sure it -->
-<!-- has a corresponding entry in /graphics/graphics.html. -->
-<P>
-<A href="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG
-src="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg" alt="[Colorful rounded image of
-the Head of a GNU]"></A>
-</P>
+<!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
 
-This is a parody of the song "God Lives on Terra" by Julia Ecklar.
+<title>Eternal Flame</title>
+
+<!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
+
+<h2>Eternal Flame (song parody)</h2>
+
+<p>This is a parody of the song "God Lives on Terra" by Julia Ecklar.
 For more information about this song, visit
-<A HREF="http://www.songworm.com/db/songworm-parody/EternalFlame.html";>
-Songworm</A>.
+<a href="http://www.songworm.com/db/songworm-parody/EternalFlame.html";>
+Songworm</a>.</p>
+
+<p>
+I was taught assembler<br />
+in my second year of school.<br />
+It's kinda like construction work --<br />
+with a toothpick for a tool.<br />
+So when I made my senior year,<br />
+I threw my code away,<br />
+And learned the way to program<br />
+that I still prefer today.<br />
+</p>
+<p>
+Now, some folks on the Internet<br />
+put their faith in C++.<br />
+They swear that it's so powerful,<br />
+it's what God used for us.<br />
+And maybe it lets mortals dredge<br />
+their objects from the C.<br />
+But I think that explains<br />
+why only God can make a tree.<br />
+</p>
+<p>
+For God wrote in Lisp code<br />
+When he filled the leaves with green.<br />
+The fractal flowers and recursive roots:<br />
+The most lovely hack I've seen.<br />
+And when I ponder snowflakes,<br />
+never finding two the same,<br />
+I know God likes a language<br />
+with its own four-letter name.<br />
+</p>
+<p>
+Now, I've used a SUN under Unix,<br />
+so I've seen what C can hold.<br />
+I've surfed for Perls, found what Fortran's for,<br />
+Got that Java stuff down cold.<br />
+Though the chance that I'd write COBOL code<br />
+is a SNOBOL's chance in Hell.<br />
+And I basically hate hieroglyphs,<br />
+so I won't use APL.<br />
+</p>
+<p>
+Now, God must know all these languages,<br />
+and a few I haven't named.<br />
+But the Lord made sure, when each sparrow falls,<br />
+that its flesh will be reclaimed.<br />
+And the Lord could not count grains of sand<br />
+with a 32-bit word.<br />
+Who knows where we would go to<br />
+if Lisp weren't what he preferred?<br />
+</p>
+<p>
+And God wrote in Lisp code<br />
+Every creature great and small.<br />
+Don't search the disk drive for man.c,<br />
+When the listing's on the wall.<br />
+And when I watch the lightning burn<br />
+Unbelievers to a crisp,<br />
+I know God had six days to work,<br />
+So he wrote it all in Lisp.<br />
+</p>
+<p>
+Yes, God had a deadline.<br />
+So he wrote it all in Lisp.<br />
+</p>
 
-<P>
-<HR>
-</P>
-
-<P>
-
-I was taught assembler<br>
-in my second year of school.<br>
-It's kinda like construction work --<br>
-with a toothpick for a tool.<br>
-So when I made my senior year,<br>
-I threw my code away,<br>
-And learned the way to program<br>
-that I still prefer today.<br>
-<P>
-Now, some folks on the Internet<br>
-put their faith in C++.<br>
-They swear that it's so powerful,<br>
-it's what God used for us.<br>
-And maybe it lets mortals dredge<br>
-their objects from the C.<br>
-But I think that explains<br>
-why only God can make a tree.<br>
-<P>
-For God wrote in Lisp code<br>
-When he filled the leaves with green.<br>
-The fractal flowers and recursive roots:<br>
-The most lovely hack I've seen.<br>
-And when I ponder snowflakes,<br>
-never finding two the same,<br>
-I know God likes a language<br>
-with its own four-letter name.<br>
-<P>
-Now, I've used a SUN under Unix,<br>
-so I've seen what C can hold.<br>
-I've surfed for Perls, found what Fortran's for,<br>
-Got that Java stuff down cold.<br>
-Though the chance that I'd write COBOL code<br>
-is a SNOBOL's chance in Hell.<br>
-And I basically hate hieroglyphs,<br>
-so I won't use APL.<br>
-<P>
-Now, God must know all these languages,<br>
-and a few I haven't named.<br>
-But the Lord made sure, when each sparrow falls,<br>
-that its flesh will be reclaimed.<br>
-And the Lord could not count grains of sand<br>
-with a 32-bit word.<br>
-Who knows where we would go to<br>
-if Lisp weren't what he preferred?<br>
-<P>
-And God wrote in Lisp code<br>
-Every creature great and small.<br>
-Don't search the disk drive for man.c,<br>
-When the listing's on the wall.<br>
-And when I watch the lightning burn<br>
-Unbelievers to a crisp,<br>
-I know God had six days to work,<br>
-So he wrote it all in Lisp.<br>
-<p>
-Yes, God had a deadline.<br>
-So he wrote it all in Lisp.<br>
-
-<HR>
-
-Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
-<P>
-
-Please send FSF &amp; GNU inquiries &amp; questions to 
-
-<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
-There are also <A HREF="/home.html#ContactInfo">other ways to
-contact</A> the FSF.
-<P>
-
-Please send comments on these web pages to
-
-<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>,
-send other questions to
-<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
-<P>
-
-"The Eternal Flame" parody lyrics Copyright 1996 by Bob Kanefsky,
-parodying "God Lives on Terra" by Julia Ecklar.
-<P>
-Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is
-permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved.<P>
+<p>
+<a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a>
+in the GNU Humor Collection.</p>
+
+<div class="infobox">
+<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4><p>The joke on this page was
+obtained from the FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>email
+archives</a> of the GNU Project.</p>
+<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
+</div>
+
+</div>
+
+<!--#include virtual="/server/footer-min.html" -->
+
+<div id="footer">
+<p>
+"The Eternal Flame" parody lyrics Copyright 1996 by Bob Kanefsky, parodying 
"God Lives on Terra" by Julia Ecklar.
+<br />
+Please send FSF &amp; GNU inquiries to 
+<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><em>address@hidden</em></a>.  There are
+also <a href="http://www.fsf.org/about/contact.html";>other ways to
+contact</a> the FSF.  
+<br />
+Please send broken links and other corrections (or suggestions) to
+<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><em>address@hidden</em></a>.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Please see the 
+<a href="/server/standards/README.translations">Translations
+README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting
+translations of this article.
+</p>
+
+<p>
 Updated:
-<!-- hhmts start -->
-$Date: 2006/05/07 07:10:36 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
-<!-- hhmts end -->
-<HR>
-</BODY>
-</HTML>
+<!-- timestamp start -->
+$Date: 2007/09/15 10:13:37 $
+<!-- timestamp end -->
+</p>
+</div>
+
+<div id="translations">
+<h4>Translations of this page</h4>
+
+  <!-- Please keep this list alphabetical, and in the original -->
+  <!-- language if possible, otherwise default to English -->
+  <!-- If you do not have it English, please comment what the -->
+  <!-- English is.  If you add a new language here, please -->
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+  <!--    - if there is a translation team, you also have to add an alias -->
+  <!--      to mail.gnu.org:/com/mailer/aliases -->
+  <!-- Please also check you have the 2 letter language code right versus -->
+  <!--     http://www.w3.org/WAI/ER/IG/ert/iso639.htm -->
+
+<ul class="translations-list">
+<!-- English -->
+<li><a href="/fun/jokes/eternal-flame.html">English</a>&nbsp;[en]</li>
+</ul>
+
+</div>
+</div>
+</body>
+</html>




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