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parser problems gone

From: Han-Wen Nienhuys
Subject: parser problems gone
Date: Mon, 10 Jun 2002 13:06:23 +0200

address@hidden writes:
> Thank you all, so very much.  1.5.59 compiled with no big problems and IT
> WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> I had thought that the subversion numbers were decimal, so that 5.9 was
> later than 5.59
> Thanks for clearing that up.
> Now my only question (for the moment) is the one my 12 year old son,
> Geoffrey, asks me:
> Why are you (and the GNU community) so imbued with the Confucian value of
> benevolence, that you not only make great software freely available to the
> world, but you also spend time helping complete newbies?

It's all a ploy! We are not humans and certainly not confucian ones.
We're all really aliens from outterspace (You've seen Men In Black,
right?), and by being nice to human creatures, we create
confusion. Before long, all members of the human race will become
friendly towards each other, and systems like dictatorship, communism
and capitalism---all based on fear, greed and suppression---
will crumble and fall apart.

In the ensuing turmoil we shall seize control of the earth by
activating the s3kr3t bugs that we have hidden in that friendly GNU
software. Then we have you in Our power (and you've seen The Matrix,
right?).  You will be assimilated! All Your Base Are Belong To Us!

(But before that happens, you may send your marriable daughters to me,
just to appease Me. When The Day will come, we might be able to spare
some lives)



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