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Retraction, Or something, somewhere [revisited]

From: Clive Tovero
Subject: Retraction, Or something, somewhere [revisited]
Date: Wed, 22 Jun 2022 14:17:01 +0000
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Something somewhere went tragically wrong, updated:

This morning: "Me brain need glucose it hurt." --Me

Last century: "..., build yourself a home, plant a little garden, eat a lot of peaches..." -- Prine

Later: "...millions of peaches, peaches for free.  Peaches are made by a man, put in a can at a factory..." -- Presidents of the US of A

This morning, [many letter dirctional errors] "EAT PEACHES  IT HELP HEAD B BETTER PETE D SCURIDAE  -- GROUND SQLEL LIVE IN DA GROUND BTW" -- Sneaky Pete (how did he get in again and find my sticky note supply)

5 minutes later, "MMM peaches from a plastic tub, I possess full fluency in the English language again." -- Me eating peaches out of a plastic tub in high-fructose corn syrup gravy with my hands.

QED: Darth Vader water pitcher puzzle solved

Note: I have that exact pitcher that I use to filter municipal water into a PET plastic bottle.  Me need H_2O and peaches again. All we got, thanks to neurotypical? humans.

(NC PD) MMXXII, portions translated from Greta Thunberg

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